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Hindi Jokes Collection is a hilarious collection of short, amusing and funny jokes which will leave you laughing and entertained.

Hindi Jokes Collection
Saadi se pehle ladki ne kaha tha ye soch kar uski sare raat nirghum jata tha.
Aur saadi ke baad bibi keya bola ye sun ne se pehle hi wo so jata hai.



Matri vasa bola jata hai magar pitri vasa kiun nahi bola jata hai?
Kiun ki pita ne khub kam samay baat karne sujog pata hai.



Ek santi purno saadi ki pehla sarta hai bar bar payar me parna magar ye jarur bibi ki payar me parna hai nahi to ulta hogi.



Jab koi swami uski bibi ke lie gari ki darwaja khul deta hai tab ye confirm kar ke bola jata hai ki, ya gari neya aur bibi naya hai.


Aapne apni man ki baad khulke balna paroge. Aapki bibi koi disturb nahi karegi- is tarah sujog apne chahta ho?
Tahole jab usne so jayaga tab tum jo bolna hai bolo.



Aap kisise payar karte ho magar kehna nahi parte ho. Toh ektu kast karke khojo aspas koi chuhe hai ki nahi, agar nahi to jogar karo. Dekhna us chuhe ki voi pa kar tumhare pas ayega.



admi payar me parti hai jab usne vaab mein rehta hai, aur payar mein parne ki baad keya hota hai?
O-vab mein parti hai.



payar aya tha nirobe…uske baad keya hua tha?
sorobe chala gaya.



Dokandar: mere is drugs se mosquito marega 100% guarantee.
Admi:samajh gaya, magar ye istemal keyse karu?
Dokandar: khub easy, ek mosquito dharna aur usk much par ye drugs bhar dega aur
Dekhna kayse kam karta hai.



Sagar shukie jata hai, pahar urr kar jata hai, tum mujhko vul jate ho, magar maine tumko keyase vul paonge? Tum har rat meri sapne ata ho aur akela chitkar karti hu
Vut! Vut!
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 11:59:48 AM

 

Hindi Jokes Collection
Election ke lie protik gamsa,chati bol kar har ek ko deta hai. Magar ek ki protik hay
Hati.



Ek gadha arek gadh ko bola,keyare teri malik to tuse itni kam khana deta hai aur tab
Vi tu usko chod kar nahi jata hai kiu.
Dusri gadha: Chod kar nahi jata hu kiunki malik ne uski wife ko bola r ekbar tarkari mein
Namak kam degi to tujhe us gadhe ke sath saadi kara degi.



Ek lok ek popular School pe ja kar uski headmaster ko bola salar sir keysa ho?
Sir to khep gaya: Ap mujhe is tarah bola kiun?
meri sala is school me padti hai aur ap uski sir hay toh ap meri sala ki sir nahi hai?



Pandit: ap 100 yrs bachegi.
Vakto: Jadi nahi bacha?
Panditji: then tum mere gal par thas thas karke do chor de kar jana.



Vagne: mama itni biman rang keyse karti hay?
Mama: Biman jab akash me udti hay tab chota ho jata hai tab rang karti hai.



Char bandhobi ek sath ek train par betha raha hai. Ticket checker aya.1st jon puri dress
Para tha uski 500 Rs. Fine kia. 2nd jon short kamij pada raha tha uski 250 and tisri only
Bra & panti pada uski 50 fine kiya. Magar 4th jonki koi jarimana nahi kia. Bolo to kiun?
Kiun ki uske pas ticket tha.


Ek log train par betha kar hasti rahe e soch kar ke 10pm ki train just 10pm par chod rahi
Hai. Pas se ek log kaha vai e kalki train hai.


Pichle time e slogan tha 'shikshai jati ki merudanda'
Yeh ajki slogan hoga 'shikshai jati ki haddi'.


Tumhare pas sabuj kali ki kalam hoga?
Kiu
Na mane tumhari jama ki color sabuj is lie jaha jaha sabuj rang hai tumari jama par meine
Sabuj kar deta.


Jitni bar meine rone ki chesta karti hu itni bar mere aankho ko bristi ki pani dho deti hai.


Akashki megh kar dekh kar koi vi rone laga hoga is lie meine kabhi us tarah dekha nahi.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 11:30:11 AM

 

Collection of Funny Hindi Jokes
Ek admi ne bola 'Six month ke bad bibi puritan ho jati hai'
2nd person: vai thik kaha.


keya meine itni valo jo tum har din yeh prarthana karte ho ki har ladka meri
Tarah premika pay..?
:of course, kiun meine akela ye vog karunga!!!


acca, keya tum mujhko valentine day par ek ring dega?
:of course, tumhara phone no. de do meine tumko ek ring dunga.



meine sapne mein dekha tum mujhko iss valentine day par ek heera ka necklace
Deti hai.
of course, tumhare is sapne ko “khabnama” dunga.


acca, keya tum mujhko 1st payar ki baat bolte ho?
of course, boloto tum sab ladkione ye  ek baat kiun bolte ho?



sun ke jao jara, valentine day ke se tum mere relative ko payar karoge.
of course. Dekho maine meri shans se jayada tumhare shans se payar karti hu.


1st angagement ring, uski bad wedding ring, ab keya?
uski bad suffering.


Swami:tum ring vul angul pe pada hai.
Bibi: kiun ki tum vul ladki se saadi kara hai.


Ek maha vul kar vi admi ovinandan pai wo hai saadi karke.


Ek admi khub garb se uski bibi ki baat karte raha
Aadmi dusri admi se: jnate ho meri bibi meri har baat manti hai.
Dusri admi: wo khub bimorso ho kar bola,tum to khub vaggoban hai. Ye kase hota hai?
Admi: jhagra hone ki baad meine sob dos meri upor le leta hu.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 11:33:32 AM

 

Short and Hilarious Hindi Jokes
Tumhhari baat mein office jane ke waqt sochta hu,kaj ki andar chochta hu. Kab month ses hoga, aur tum meri paas aoge, Rs. Tumko mere sabse jyada jarurat hai.


tumko kya wo baat yaad hai, a friend in need is a friend indeed.
ha, of course, kiun nahi. Magar tum kaun ho?


kayse desh ki aadmi nahi badega?
ab adamshumari gin ne bondh kar do population vi kam jayega.


”man is mortal”-sudhu ki admi mortal women nahi?
women vi mortal magar wo baat yaad karne ki kaya jarurat hai?


itne kosis ke bad vi is desh ki koi unknot nahi hota hai kiun?
kiun ki unknoti ke liee chesta nahi jari hai.


Basant me kiski dukh besi hota hai.
kokil ki, kiun ki din raat uski gola ki istemal karna parti hai.


otithi panchi ki koi visa-passport kiun nahi lagte hai?
kiun ki nij desh mein fir kar ane ki koi guarantee nahi hai iss lyee.


chand ki paas hajaro chare rehta hai magar suraj ke pas kuch kiu nahi rehta?
jisko ksamta rehta hai uske paas koi real friend nahi rehta hai.


kounci mama ham sabke liee saman.
chand mama.


2010 saal ki keya humko keya lakshay hai?
jaan le kar 2011 pe jana.


hum humko valuable vote kisko degi?
jo apko jyada value de usko.
 


Bade miah:tum jara jorse panda, ye meine khub like karti hu.
Chote miah: maine vi like karti hu magar o check boi.


itni problem le kar hum log kaunsi desh mein baas karti hai.
prithbi ki sabche sukhi desh mein.


hum log piche par rahi hai kiun?
durnity jayada ho rahi hai us lie.


admi kaunsi din me jayada chaka khata hai?
valentine day par,payar ki ijhar karne ke waqt…


SAARK sammelon ho kar keya subidha hota hai?
iss samay koi bomb blast nahi hota hai.


Rajniti ki koi niti nahi hota hai kiun?
ase na! Durniti.


Chand kiun nahi uthta hai?
Kalank sabne dekhe iss lie
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 12:43:28 PM

 

Comedy Hindi Jokes Collection
:dunia me relation ki koi obhab nahi hai, to kiska obhab hai?
:relation long karne ki.


:“Election Engineering” parne ke lyee meri future keya hai?
:ek nokri ke leyee ads dene ke lyee aur ek 5 yrs wait karna parega.


Scientist o ne bohot din se chesta jari raha hai “Brain” ke bina ek aadmi koidin bachna parta hai ye abiskar karne ke chesta kar raha hai. Keya tum tumhari mobile no. usko sms kar dega?


:ye keya dia iss dudh par to melamine hai!!!
:Aluminium ki Rs. De kar aap melamine ki dudh poega na to keya paoge?


Do poka ne alap kar rahe hai ek dustbin se.
:keya re 500 Rs. Ki kamar de kar tham dia kiun?
:kiun ki 500Rs. Samajh kar kamar dia magar ab to dekha 100Rs.



Vai aap makan vare pe lene ke waqt bola tha iha se see-beech dekha jayaga magar ab to kuch bhi nahi dekha jata hai ek naryel gach chara
:kone par ek telescope hai wo se aap see-beech aur mangal grah vi dekhne paoge.


Kayamat ki din ek feresta a kar bola tumhare sabko nij nij gunahko 30 page pe likhna hoga. Kuch der baad tum bola 'Sir, mujhko loose lagega'.


Pappu: Mintu tu nahi jante hai, jab meine chota tha meine helicopter se par gaya tha.
Mitu: kyea bolti tu! Tab to tune mar jata tha.
Pappu: keya karu itni chota tha meri yaad nahi hai.


Driver: garime oil nahi hai sir. Aur samne nahi jayega.
Malik: toh keyaa hoga. Samne nahi jayega to gari ghura kar pher bari cholo.


Admi: ek chota bacha ko dokan par dekha aur bola tum itni chote ho itni chocolate dekh kar tumko lov nahi hota hai?
Baccha: hota hai, uss lyee meine chocholate ko chat kar rakh deta hu.


Ek surgent ne ek driver ko pakar ke bola
:tum driver ho pilot  nahi..
:si si. Pilot samjhu kayse wo log to kheto ko vi raste samajhte hai….


Ek din Hozz saab ghar ki janal de kar bahir me jana chahta hai govir raat me,
Yeh dekh kar uski guard ne bole keya kar rahe ho saab?
-log kehta hai meine raat me ghumanto obosthay hatta hu,wo dekhne ke liee ye kar raha
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 12:48:48 PM

 
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