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Gujarati Funny SMS Jokes

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dya

dy
14 October 2012 6:47:49 PM UTC
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for my jaan .
for my jaan .
hemkalp

hemkalp

આગમન હતું એમનું ક્ષણિક,
પણ બની રહયું જીવનભરનું સ્મરણ
હાસ્ય હતું કે મોતીની લહેર,
એ સમજવાનું રહી ગયું.
મારી જિંદગીનો એ જવાબ હતો,
પણ સવાલ પુંછવાનું રહી ગયું.
કર્યો હતો પ્રેમ એને,
પણ એકરાર કરવાનું રહી ગયું.
મનમાં વિચારી હતી વાતો ઘણી,
પણ કઈંક કહેવાનું રહી ગયું.
દિદાર એમના કરવામાં,
સમય નક્કી કરવાનું રહી ગયું.
જાણ્યું ઘણું, જણાવ્યું ઘણું,
પણ નામ જ જાણવાનું રહી ગયું.
અને કલ્પના એમની કરવામાં,
મારું આ કાવ્ય અધુરું રહી ગયું….
14 October 2012 4:48:40 PM UTC
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for my jaan .
for my jaan .
hemkap

hemkap

Yaad Nahi Woh Din Jab Tumse Baat Hui Thi,

Aur Humare Chehre Pe Muskan Chhayee Thi…



Ab Jo Dur Rehne Lagi Ho Tum,

Gam Ke Sagar Mein Poori Tarah Doob Gaye Hain Hum…



Pata Nahi Kab Humne Akhri Baar Hasa Tha,

Lekin Haan, Humare Dil Mein Bhi Khusiyon Ka Badal Barsa Tha…



Ab Yeh Badal Sirf Gam Barsaate Hain,

Har Pal Humein Rulate Hain…



Aye Jan-e-Man Ehsaan Kar Do Ek…

Humein Kabhi Na Bhulana,

Pyaar Ke Ish Gehre Samander Mein Akela Chhod Na Jaana….
14 October 2012 4:44:12 PM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

kbutar

Kabutar bethu dal par,
Aasu padyu rumal par,
Hu fida tari chal par,
Pachi bhale ne pade gal par.
26 August 2012 4:44:16 AM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

Jivlo

Bapu – Jivla pados ma koi lambi bai re che?
Jivlo – ketie y 6.
Bapu – ena kapda leto av
Jivlo – km bapu?
Bapu – Dr e mane thandi ma lambi bai na kapda pervanu kidhu 6.
26 August 2012 4:42:36 AM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

fulo

Fulo ma ketla rang hoy 6,
Hava ma ketla tarang hoy 6,
Tamne joya tyare samjayu,
Duniya ma keva keva nang hoy 6.
26 August 2012 4:40:02 AM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

bapu

1 var bapu bank ma paisa jama karava gya,
Officer – note fateli 6 biji apo,
Bapu – hu mara a.c. ma jama kravu chu fateli hoy k nvi tare su?
26 August 2012 4:38:27 AM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

ravan

Ravan ne pet ma apachothai gayo.
doctor pase gayo pn darvaja mathi andar ghusatu natu 10matha nadta hata
receptionist-5 matha bahar muki dyo thodi var mate
ravan 5 matha bahar mukine andar gayo doc ne kahyu,pet ma maja nathi reti
doc-thay j ne! Incoming 10 6e and outgoing 1 k j 6e to.ato rehvanu!
Submitted by…JP Virani
26 August 2012 4:36:45 AM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

funny line

5 rs. ma aajkal sari chaa nathi avti
wah…wah,,,,,,
5 rupiya ma aajkal sari chaa nati avati
koi game te kahe pan SCHOOL jevi maja COLLEGE nathi avati
26 August 2012 4:34:52 AM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

funny

Student- Mam sab log Hindi, English, Gujarati me kyu bolte hai, Maths me kyu nahi?
Madam: jyada 3, 5 mat kar, 9, 2, 11 ho le, nahi to 4,5 jad dungi to 6 k 36 dikhenge.
26 August 2012 4:33:19 AM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

love mns

What is LOVE?
L-Levani nahi kaik aapvani bhavna
O-Ochhu medavi vadhu tyag karva ni bhavna
V-Vishwas atut hovani bhavna
E-Ek thava ni bhavna.
26 August 2012 4:31:49 AM UTC
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Jignesh virani (JP) .
Jignesh virani (JP) .

naresh nd rajnikant

Rajnikant : mere pas admision k lie grade hai,
knolege hai,
dimag hai
paisa hai,
tumhare pas kya hai ?
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naresh kanodia : Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6…
26 August 2012 1:09:58 AM UTC
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