28 June 2009 12:55:40 PM UTC

Read some of the stupid, silly and funny Text Messages which you can send by SMS. These are short and sweet!!

Missed call SMS Joke
Man1: If you have any problem at your home give a missed call to me.

Women1: If i don't have balance in my mobile in my mobile?

Man1: Pls give a call from your sister phone.. (I can have my (mobile) memmory.
Submitted by Vikraman.S on 31-Aug-2009

Doctor Patient Joke
Student doctor: 'Please sir, there's some writing on this patient's foot.'
Famous surgeon: 'Ah, yes! That's a footnote.'
Submitted by Sai on 14-Aug-2009

Funny Text Message
IT guy - (Asks worker) What do you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker - …….stays * quite*
IT guy - I have Money, Name, Stock Options What do
you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker - I have work.

Academic Text Message Joke
WHY is a Lecturer
Greater as compared
to a Mother.?
Bcause a mother can
put only 1 child to sleep, but…
A lecturer cAn put the
Whole class to sleep….!

Rude SMS Joke
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football
and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Teaser Texting forward
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly

Short Funny Text Msg
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have

Insulting and Funny SMS Msg
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too...
Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.

Girls are Funny
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Software Text Message Joke
What question do beggars and software engineers ask in common?
"Which Platform you are working on?"

Funny Thought of the day
Dog is man's best friend; but can it be his girlfriend?

Another funny Text Message
Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
Tiny Eyes &
Rosy Toungue
Wow!, you look just like Scrappy Dappy Doo!
Are you both twins?

SMS Joke
The reasons for man's tears
are not just Love and Layoffs
ONIONS also!

Funny SMS
Thought of the day
If there is nothing in life,
it will be BORING
If there is nothing on the head,
it will be GLARING

Funny Short Message
A guy went to a store and asked
What is the ost of this Monkey's picture
The shopkeeper replied
Thats not a Monkey's picture; that is a mirror.

Thought of the Day
Even though your cell phone is costly,
has sms, mms, camera and 3g, you can only Forward text messages; you cannot Rewind them.

Teasing SMS Insult
Wat wil refrigerator think wen u stand near it?
Cool inside, fool outside.
By (anonymous)
on 10/21/2009 7:01:12 AM


Girls Vs Boys SMS
Girls calander,
Good morning .
By (anonymous)
on 10/21/2009 6:55:56 AM


Funny SMS Joke
Apple is crying

Banana: y r u crying?

Apple: All of them cut&eat me

Banana: U r better than me. All of them remove my dress &eat me. I feel puppy shame.

By (anonymous)
on 10/21/2009 7:00:47 AM

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