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Funny Punjabi Santa Banta Jokes is a collection of santa banta jokes, jeeto santa and preeto jokes and funny stuff.

Sata Preeto Joke
Santa: ik gal das mere rishtedaran wichon tu kis nu jyada chandi h ?
Preeto: thodi der soch k, tuhadi saas ji nu.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:18:45 AM

 

Comedy Joke
Santa:aaj toh 5 saal pehlan me ik watch lyi si,
watch len toh 1 din bad hi oh nadi wich gir gyi, us time toh aaj tak chal rahi h.

Banta: ki watch?

Santa: nahi nadi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:25:01 AM

 

Orange and Apple Joke
Santa:orange te apple wich ki farak hunda h?
Batna:orange da color v orange hunda h, te apple da color apple nahi hunda.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:23:45 AM

 

Santa and Wife Joke
Santa: jado v main pape di talwar vekhda haan,
taan mera ldayi te jan nu dil karda h.

Wife:te jande Q nhi?

Santa:ki karan, fer uhna di nakli lttan yad aa jandi h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:27:17 AM

 

Santa Marriage Joke
Preeto: kal asi shaadi karan wale h, te me tuhanu apni pichli sariyan gallan dasna chandi haan?

Santa: tu 5-7 din pehlan hi taan mainu sariyan galan dasi h.

Preeto:oh taan 5-7 toh pehlan di galan si, is de wich jo hoi ne.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:19:22 AM

 

Maths Joke
Santa army test wich,
Armymen: 2+2 kine hunde h?
Santa : 4
Armymen: 4+4 ?
Santa : 8
Armymen: 8+8 ?
Santa: pta nhi ,meriyan 10 hi ungliyan ne .

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:19:57 AM

 

Santa and Banta
Santa: oye banta tu jado v mainu vekhda h, aankhan kyu chura lenda h?
Banta: oye chori tu karda hona main kde v teri ankan nhi churayi.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:18:55 AM

 

Silly Santa Banta Joke
Santa: teri umar kini hai?
Banta: 12 saal.
Santa: pichle saal v tu ae hi dasi si?
Banta: te ki main apni gal te atal na rava.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:21:40 AM

 

Preeto and Santa Joke in Punjabi
Preeto: gusse naal, T.V wich ajihi ki gal hai jo tusi har vele usde naal chipke rahnde ho?

Santa: bunty di mummy,
main jdo v chavan T.V da muh band kar sakda haan ,tera nhi.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:19:40 AM

 

Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: daso ki mahilawan nu 35 toh bad bache hone chaide hai?

Santa: nhi teacher 35 bache bahut hunde h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:24:01 AM

 

Wife Joke
Santa: start hon to bad eh gaddi band hi nhi hundi,
ki tu drive kiti si eh gaddi?
Preeto: haan.
Santa: taan hi iste tera asar pe gya.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:21:50 AM

 

Silly Santa Banta
Santa: mainu 1 hathoda te 1 keel chidi h.
Banta: Q?
Santa: kisi ne kiha hai ke mere computer di window kharab ho gyi.oh lgani hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:26:03 AM

 

Santa Banta Ticket Checker Joke
Banta(ticketchecker):apni ticket dikhao?
Santa:letter post da ticket dikha dinda h.
banta:eh taan letter da lagan wala ticket h?
Santa:je is ticket de naal eh letter puri duniya wich ghum sakda hai,
taan me Q nhi.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:28:10 AM

 

Funny Joke
Santa: tu taan kiha si ethe tanga tanga tak pani h,
eh taan sir tak pani h?
banta: yar savere ethe bathak(duck) ghum rahi si,
ohna di taan tanga tanga tak pani si.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:28:23 AM

 

Boss and Santa
Santa: pehle din job te badi der tak kam karda riha.
Boss:bda khush hoiya, te santa nu bulnda h,
kal tu eni der tak ki kam kita?
Santa: sir keyboard de sare alphabet order wich arrange kite.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:30:59 AM

 

Santa Banta Jail Joke
Santa:kal 5 sal to bad mera putt jail toh wapas aa riha h.
Banta:usnu taan 6 sal di sja si?
Santa:usde ache bartaw karan usdi 1 sal di sja kam ho gyi.
Banta:bda vadiya! rab eho jihe putt sab nu dyi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:31:13 AM

 

Santa and Teacher Joke
Teacher: bachon hun tuhade paper aa gye ne, te jo kuch v puchna h hune puch lo,

Santa: bas tusi aina das dvo k paper kehdi press wich chap rahe h.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:21:01 AM

 

Joke Santa Banta
Santa: apne bachiyan te bigad riha si, gadhe da putt, ullu da patha, suvar di aulad.
Banta: eh sun ke banta bolda hai, oh gadhe, ullu, suvar Q bachiyan te bigad riha h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:22:02 AM

 

Funny Punjabi Joke
Santa di wife apne balan nu kana te pa ke, daso ji kiho jihi lag rhi hoon?
Banta: je kana de naal muh te v pa lve taan paki kanjri lagu.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:22:43 AM

 

Dog Joke
Santa: da kutta gwach gya.

Banta: yar tu akhbar wich kahbar de de?

Santa: khabr taan me de dwan, per mere kutte nu padhna nhi aunda.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:24:48 AM

 

Santa and Judge
Judge:tu apni limit cross kar riha h.

Santa:kon saala kehnda h?

Judge: teri himmat kive hoyi mainu saal kehan di?

Santa:My Lord me kiha "kon sa law" kehnda hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:23:29 AM

 

Teacher and Santa
Teacher: is janwar da per vekh te isda nam das?
Santa: nahi pta.
Teacher: tu fail ho gya, apna nam das?
Santa: mera per vekh te nam likh le.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:25:24 AM

 

Girlfriend Joke
Santa:car wich apni girlfriend naal jande hoye achanak,
main tenu jhoot boliya si,
GF: ki?
Santa:me married haan.
GF: tusi taan dra hi dita si,
mainu lgya tusi kahoge eh car tuhadi nhi h.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:27:31 AM

 

Santa Banta Joke
Santa: tu truck vekh ke dar Q janda h?
Banta: ik truck wala meri biwi le ke nath gyi si,
har var lagda h ke jiven usnu vapas karan aya h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:18:35 AM

 

Santa and Nurse Joke
Santa: ik sohni nurse nu sister main tere naal shaadi karna chanda haan?
Nurse: eh tuhade parvar ch hunda hona, sade parvar wich sister de naal shaadi nhi hunda.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:19:05 AM

 

Preeto and Jeeto Joke
Preeto: ki gal teriyan aankahan suji hoyi h, rat nu soyi nhi?

jeeto : sari rat mera 2 sal da putt ro riha si.

Preeto: taan ik lori ga ke suna deni si?

Jeeto: sunayi si,usde papa bole teri loriyan toh taan eh ronda hi changa lagda h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:23:10 AM

 

Santa Banta
Santa:tu savere kine vje uthda h?
Banta:jado suraj di kiran meri khirki wich aundi h.
Santa:tu taan badi jaldi uth jana h?
Banta:nhi mere ghar di khirkiyan paschim di taraf h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:25:51 AM

 

School Joke
Teacher: daso dharti te chand wich ki rishta h?
Santa : bhai bhen da.
Teacher: kiven?
Santa: Q ki chanda nu mama kehnde hai te dharti nu maa..

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:26:13 AM

 

Santa and Guard Joke
Santa: massor place te gya, te uthe ja ke tipu sultan di kursi te beth gya.

Guard: sir eh ki kar rahe ho,eh tipu sultan di kursi h.

Santa: oye chinta na kar jado tipu sultan ayega taan me uth javanga.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:26:28 AM

 

Silly Dumb Joke
Santa te banta nu rashte wich jande hoye 2 bomb mile.
Santa:chal police nu de dende h.
Banta:je rashte wich koi fat gya taan?
Santa:jhut bol dwange ek 1 hi milya si.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:26:45 AM

 

Santa and Doctor Punjabi Joke
Santa:Doctor mainu gal karde time aadmi dikhai nhi dinda.
Doctor:eh kadon hunda hai?
Santa: jado me phone te gal kar riha hunda haan.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:27:00 AM

 

Funny Punjabi Santa Banta Joke
Santa: tere ghar wich aag lag gyi ?
Banta: koi gal nhi usdi insurance hai.
Santa: tuhadi biwi v andar hai?
Banta: koi gal nhi usda v insurance h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:20:18 AM

 

Santa, Banta and Marriage

Bunty: papa me tuhanu apni barat wich nhi le ke javanga.
Santa: herani naal, Q?
Bunty: tusi kehda mainu apni barat wich le ke gyi si.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:20:42 AM

 

Funny Preeto Joke
Preeto: vakil ji mera pati ik number de dhokebaz, ghatiya aadmi h.
Vakil: herani naal , tusi eh kiven keh sakde ho?
Preeto: Qki mere ik v bache di shakal us toh nhi mildi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:22:13 AM

 

Teacher Student Santa Joke
Teacher: daso duniya da sab toh purana janwar kehda h?

Santa: teacher ZEBRA.

Teacher: kiven?

Santa: Q ki oh black & white h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:24:15 AM

 

Santa and Jailer Joke
Jailer: tenu kal 4 vaje fansi de diti javegi.
Santa : jor jor naal hasan lgya.
Jailer: hash Q riha hai?
Santa: main taan uthda hi 9 vaje haan.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:25:36 AM

 

Santa and Postman Joke
Postman: tuhadi chitti den lyi 5 km toh aya haan.
Santa: ini dur toh aan di ko lor si, post kar deni si.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:28:53 AM

 

Punjabi Santa Banta Joke
Santa: tere daand kive tut gye?
Banta: hasan naal.
Santa: oh kive?
Banta: yar kuch nhi kal me ik phelwan di biwi nu has ke vikha riha si.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:29:10 AM

 

Santa Wife Joke
Santa di nvi nvi shaadi hoyi.
Santa: darling ki tu meri thodi jihi salary wich khush rahegi?
Wife: haan par mainu tuhadi fikar h,
tusi bina paise toh ki karoge?

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:27:44 AM

 

Santa in Newspaper Office
Santa:newpaper office wich apne dost de gum hon di khabar den lyi gya.
ki rate h?
ans:50rs/inch
Santa: yar eh taan bda mehnga h..oh taan 6feet lamba si.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:28:39 AM

 
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