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Funny Kannada Jokes are meant to be enjoyed and some of the jokes are amusing while others are sarcastic, yet all of them are funny and hilarious.

Funny Kannda Jokes
Gundanna matamata madhyaratriyalli motorcycle odisikondu hoguttidda. ishtu hottinalli ivanigenu kelasa endu anumanagonda police kai addahaki nillisi kelida : ellige hogta idiya?
Gundanna : madyapanada bagge upanyasa kelakke hogta idini.
Police : upanyaasa maadta iroru yarappa?
Gundanna: nanna hendti.



Kudukanannu karetanda polisaru nyayalayada katakateyalli nillisidaru. aatana vichaarane samayakke courtnalli gaddala untagi...nyayadhisaru ''order order'' endaru. alliyavaregu mankubadidavanantidda kuduka takshana echchettukondu '' ondu quarter old monk rum'' enda.



Police : ee raste durastiyallide. vaahanagalanna nidhaanavagi chalisi anta board ittalla enaayitu ?
Kooli : board haakidamele yavudu apagaata aglilla. innyaake anta kittaakibitte!


Gunda station munde nintu susu maduttidda.
Police : le huduga illi susu maadabaaradu maadidre hidkondu hoguttini. !
Gunda : hidkondu hogi sir summane waste aagi hogtide !


Police ; neenyaavagalu avara maneyalle yaake kallatana maadtiya?
Kalla : ellarigu family doctor family lawyer iro haage naanu avara family kalla.
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 5:52:12 AM

 

Amusing Kannda Jokes
Gunda rasteyalli obbane nadedukondu hoguttidda.
police : enayya raatri 12 gante aaytu eega illeke odadta iddiya? aeroplane hattisabeka?
gunda : ayyo beda sir...yaavdaadru ondu auto nillisi hattisibidi saaku.!


Pede : ramanavami prayukta ninne jailina kaidigalu ’sampurna ramayana’ naataka adidaru sir.
Jailina adhikari : adakkeneega ?
Pede : hanumantana paatra vahisida kaidi sanjivini sasya taralu hodavanu innu bande illa sir!


Judge : neenu court ge baruttirodu idu moorane sala. naachike aagalva ?
Kalla : neevu dinaaalu barteeralla sir, nimage naachike aagalva!


Judge : pundana eradu kivigalannu cut madi...
Punda : beda naanu kuruda agtini.
Judge : moorka kivi cut maadidre kuruda hege aagtiya ?
Punda : kannadakavanna nimma kiviyalli haakla ?
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 5:52:59 AM

 

Funny Jokes in Kannada
ondu devasthaanada aane sattu hoyitu. ellaroo adanna mutti altidru.... yaake ?
yaakandre aanena tabbikondu alodikke aagalvallaa adakke !!!

prashne : hudugaru watch annu edagaige mattu hudugiyaru balagaige yaake kattuttaare ?
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uttara : tumbaa sulaba .......... Time nodalu !!!

maga : appa, enoo kelasa maadade dudime maado udyoga yaavudaadroo idre helappa ?
appa : nangottilla magane, kelasavanne maadade hana sigoke hege saadhya ?
maga : haagallappa, nanage kelasa irabaaradu. bereyavarellaa avaravara kelasa maadikondu hogtaa irabeku. namage hana bartaa irabeku.
appa : hagiddare ondu 'nirmala bengalooru shauchaalaya' shuuru maadu !!!


sandarshaka: 20 varsha vayassina neenu 30 varsha anubava endu haakiddeeyalla?
abyarthi: over-time maaduttidde. !!!


hudugi: neenu nanna eshtu preetisteeya?
huduga: shah jahan tarah :-)
hudugi: matte yaavaaga taj mahal kattisteeya?
huduga: land thagondidhdhu aaythu, aadare ninna saavige kaaytaa iddeeni
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 5:53:31 AM

 

Short Kannada Jokes
huduga: ninage eshtu marks banthu?
hudugi: 99% banthu :-)
huduga: abba!! ishtaralli moovaru hudugaru paas aagbittiroru


mantri: prabhu, yuddakke ready aagi antha pakkada rajyadha raja message kalsiddaane. yenu maadodu prabhu?
raja: "Message sending failed" antha vaapas kalsu..|


gunda naayibaalana pipenalli haaktaa idhdha...
appa: lo huchcha, naayi baala yaavattu nettage aagodhilla kano
gunda: adhakke appa, pipena sotta maadtaa idhdhini


putta : nanna ajja saayuvaaga aasti bittu hoda
punda : ninna ajja enu mahaa nanna ajja saayuvaaga lokaane bittuhoda !!!


punda exam hall nalli dance maadta idda. yaake anta teacher kelidru. ?
punda : principal helidru ondondu step goo marks irutte anta !!!


gunda : flowergoo lovergoo enu vyatyaasa ?
punda : flowergalu baadi hogtave....... lovergalu odihogtave


preeti : yaako nanna jate maatadtilla ?
murali : neene helidyalla ? preetiginta sneha shaashvata anta....
adakke ninnannu bittu snehaana love maadtiddini. !!!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 5:53:54 AM

 

Variety Kannada Jokes
nirdeshaka : neevu 10ne mahadiyinda swimming poolge dhumukabeku.
Hero : aadare nanage eeju baruvudilla ?
nirdeshaka : yochisabedi, adaralli neeru iruvudilla!


baravaseya ettara eshtu antha gotta???
99 varshagala ajji airtel na hosa life time plan samparka padeyuvudu!


prashne: hutta darodekorana maganobba pariksheyalli fail aadaaga kotta uttara enu gotta?
uttara: appa avaru nannannu 3 gantegala kaala naanaa vidhavagi prashnisidaru, aadare naanu swalpanoo baaybittilla.


ondu dina naarada maharshigalu bulokakke bandu bar nalli kulitu 10 bottle beer kudiyuttiddaru.
waiter : en guru..! hattu bottle beer kudidaru ninage kick hodeyalillave...?
narada maharshigalu : naanu devaru kanappa.. ..
waiter : eega tight adangavane endu allinda ota kittha.....!!!!


maga : appa, nanu gandhiji taraha aagabeku anta iddini...
appa : agappa.. olleyadu...
maga : haagadare, gandhijiyavaru 12 varshakke maduve madikondarante. nanagu maduve madisappa....
kavitegu prabandhakku iruva vyatyaasavannu vivarisi...
uttara : gelatiya bagge matanadidare adu kaviteyaguvudu.
hendatiya bagge matanadidare adu prabandhavaguvudu..!!!!


Ramu : hotel nalli enenide..?
waiter : chicken biriyani, chicken masala, chicken tanduri, chicken sukka, chicken fry, chicken boneless, chicken lollypop
ramu : any new item..? yavudadaru hosa taraha ideya..?
waiter : ide sar. chicken gunya....!!!!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 5:54:47 AM

 

Hilarious Kannada Jokes
ondu sundaravaada raatriyalli neevu nimma teddy bear tabbikondaaga adu saundarya...
mattu
teddy bear nimmannu marali tabbikondaaga adu bayaanaka...!


Conductor: ree swamy, dina paas paas antiddoru, ticket checking bandaaga yaake paas avarige torisalilla. summane haage nintiddeeralri. nodi, ibbargoo fine hakidru.
passenger : ayyo, paas idre taane torisodu!


nalli riperi maduvava divorcegaagi kautumbika nyayalayakke arji sallisidda. nyayadheesharu vichaarane madi riperiyavannu kelidaru, "yaakappa hendatige divorce kodtaa iddiya?"
nalli riperiyava, "ayyo, enu helodu saar, avala kopa yavaaglu over flow agtiratte!"


idi bengalurinalli atyanta dappavaagiruva hudugige enanta karitaare?
bruhat bengaluru mahanagara balike!


gulabargaage transferaagidda peddanna angi, baniyannu bichchi mane munde nintidda.
idannu nodida pakkadmaneyava, "yaake saar intha sudubisilalli horagade nintiddira?" anta kelida.
adakke peddanna, "sikkaapatte sekege maiyella bevaru bittidde. onagisalendu bisilalli nintiddene" anta nage birida.


vanajamma : enu anyaayaa ree idu sarasvatammanore , malleshwaramnalli ivattu 17 saala current hogitturi.
sarasvatamma : yaakree anyaayaa vanajamma, 16 sala current vaapassu bantalla. adu nyaaya alvara?


salesman : saar...... nimage i powder bekaa....?
Gunda : idu yaarige ?
salesman : iligalige sar....!
Gunda : beda..... beda.... ivattu powder kotre naale avugalu lipstick kelbahudu..!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 5:54:18 AM

 

Laugh Aloud Kannada Jokes
omme gunda mattu gopi puratana vastu samgrahalayakke hoguttare. alli egypt mummy annu nodi
gunda: daute illa idakke ishtu bandage suttiddaarendare kachitavaagi idu lorry accident case aagirabeku endu ascharya vyaktapadisida.
gunda: neenu helodu correct kano. accident maadida lorry number BC 1760 antalu barediddare enda.


ramesha : railina toilet nalli nanna rolex watch biddu hoyitu.
snehita: railannu nillisalu chainannu eleyabekittu.
ramesha: aneka sala elede. railu nillalilla. aadare chain eledagalella neeru barta ittu!


patrakartarobbaru rameshanannu prashnisidaru, ''vivaha vichchedanakke bahu mukhya karanavenu?''
adakke ramesha ''maduve'' endu uttarisida.


shaalegala bali 'nidhanavagi chalisi" enba echcharikeya palakaviruttade. ade mahila college bali ee phalaka iruvudilla yake?
kaarana heegide : mahila collegena bali vaahanagalu sahajavagiye nidhaanavagi chalisuttave!


rajesh : naanu ninnannu maduve aagalu saadhyave illa rashmi, saadhyavilla. namma maneyavaru maduvege oppuvudilla.
rashmi : heli rajesh namma premavannu tadeyuttiruvudu yaru? yaradu?
rajesh : nanna patni haagu moovaru makkalu.


manju : namma PWD gumaasta sullu lekka barediddane. baddi maga kammi andaru, 5000 Rs. tindiddane.
gopala : ninge hege gottaytu?
manju : aa boopa rod roller puncture agittendu lekka barediddane.


huduga: ishtu sundaravagi iddiyalla en hakkondu snana madtiya?
hudugi: naanu.....baagilu hakkondu snaana madtini
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 5:55:18 AM

 

Kannada Jokes in English
maga: appa ee arjiyalli mother tongue barediruvalli enanta tumbali?
appa: tumba udda endu bare.


masipaatre haagu cooker naduve nadeda chikka sambashane:
masipaatre: yaake haage nannannu nodtiya?
cooker: ninna karimutiyannu yaru nodtare?
masipatre: matyak nannannu nodi whistle hoditiya?


1. maatu belli, sms bangaara.
2. maatu mane kedisitu, sms tale kedisitu.
3. sms nalli hoda mana, call madidru baralla.
4. paapi tower hattidru chotudda network.
5. kandavara cell inda call maadone jaana.
6. koti vana kedisitu, sms mana kedisitu.
7. call maduvavanu kuri, sms maduvavanu nari.


papa pandu : swami, nanna hendati kaaneyagiddale.
postmaster: idu post-office. Police station nalli complaint kodi.
papa pandu : enu madli swami? nanage bahala kushiyagide. aa kushiyalli ellige hogabeko arthane agtilla.


appa : kopa control maadodhu kalitiruveya?
maga : oho kalitiddene?
appa : nanna mele ninage sittu bandaga en maadtiya?
maga : toilet clean maadtini..
appa : adarinda ninage hege trupti sigutte?
maga : nanu toilet clean maadodu, neenu hallu tikko brushninda..


hanumantu : nanage vipareeta kemmu sir
mukunda : haude, ondardha bottle whiskey kudi.. ellaa sari hogutte..
hanumantu : whiskey kudidare hogutta?
mukunda : yaake hogalla. whiskey kudidare hana hogutte. nemmadi hogutte. maana hogutte. maryade hogutte. naachige hogutte. ivellaa hogutte annodadre, ninna kemmu hogodilva..
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 5:55:56 AM

 

Funny Kannada Jokes
vishva : ravi neenu maduveyada mele ninna javaabdaari hechchideya?
ravi : haudu kano. modalu obbanige aduge maduttidde. eega ibbarige maduttiddene.


ranga : nanu maduveyagi sukavagirona antiddini.
gunda : neenu tumba tamaasheyaagi matadtiyappa...!


ranga : ninna hendatiyannu belagge walking karakondu barabahudu alva?
gunda : omdu ardha gante nanage freedom sikkidaru, ninage sahisodakke agodilva? ninu nan friend alla.. enemy..


maga : daddy, neenu Egyptge hogidya?
appa : illa kano.. Egypt yaava dikkalideyo nanage gottilla. adirali, yaako magu?
maga : hagadre ee ‘mummy’ nimma hattira hege bantu?


avalu : darling namma engagementge ring kodtira taane?
avanu : why not dear, ninna phone number kodu modlu


rama : nanu nanna ganda modlina ippattu varsha tumba santoshavagidvi nodi.
pavitra : oho, haagaadre amele?
rama : amelene naavu betiyadaddu, paraspara madve adaddu.
padmakka : nimmappanige eshtu vayasso putta?
putta : nangaadashte nammappanige vayassu.
padmakka : adu hego?
putta : ayyo na huttida melalve avru appa aadaddu.


koli modalo? motte modalo? ee prasnege santa uttara hudukiddane! avana prakara : yavudannu modalu order maadtevo, adu modalu baruttante!


prashne : en sir, oota aayta?
uttara : illa, 10 rupayi kodi, tindi tindu bartini.


bheema : pakkada beedhiyalli hosadaagi bandiro hudugige love letter kodonandre, avalondige yavaaglu iruva obba addiyagiddaane rama...
rama : yaro avanu? a hudugiya annano, tammano, maavano? avana kai kaalu muridu bidona. ..
bheema : avarella aagidre ishtottige naane muriyuttidde. adre avanu, avala gandanante rama!


obba huduga ondhu hudugiyannu follow maadthaa idda
hudugi: "nanna follow maadabeda, nammamma ninna hinde barthaa iddaare"
huduga: "paravaagilla bidu, nammappa nimmammana hinde barthaa iddaare"


maga: "amma, naanu ee examnalli fail aadare suicide maadkoteeni"
amma(kopadhinda): "haagenaadaroo maadoke prayatna patre, nin
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 5:56:27 AM

 
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