Funny Hindi Jokes

shahbaz aur teacher

SHAHBAZ:sir,mujhe toilet jaana hain.
SIR:talk in english.
SHAHBAZ:may i go to toilet sir.
IN THE MUSIC CLASS
SHAHBAZ:sir mujhe toilet jaana hain.
SIR:this is not your hindi class that you are talking in hindi.
SHAHBAZ:aai re aai re zor se su su aai re.

tour jokes

1Aurat aur uski paroshan dono apne pati ke saath ghomne gaye ulne ek english expert aayaa.
ek ko english aati thee per dusre ko english nahi aati thee. pahli aurat ne uus english expert se kaha "HE IS MY HUSBAND AND I AM HIS WIFE"
To doshri ne sunkar boli "HE IS MY HANDPUMP AND I AM HIS PIPE.

tour jokes

1Aurat aur uski paroshan dono apne pati ke saath ghomne gaye ulne ek english expert aayaa.
ek ko english aati thee per dusre ko english nahi aati thee. pahli aurat ne uus english expert se kaha "HE IS MY HUSBAND AND I AM HIS WIFE"
To doshri ne sunkar boli "HE IS MY HANDPUMP AND I AM HIS PIPE.

non veg joke

ek baar jungle main chaar bande kho jate hai
''' unhe ek baba milta hai wo kahta hai ki tum charo mere sath so sakte ho aur main tumhe roj sone se pahle khir khilayunga'''

par baari baari tumari marunga '''
bande razi

baba khir khilata hai aur no.1 ki marta hai
next day phir khir khilata hai aur
phir no.1
no.1 sochta hai ki ye sal budha roj meri marta hai aj kyu na main jagah badal lu no.1 jagah badal leta hai no. 2 k sath
budha khir khila k sochta hai ki sale no.1 ki do maar li
aj no.2 ki marta hu
wo banda phir apni marva leta hai
wah sochta hai ki budha sala rotation karta hai aj main apni jagah wapas jat hu
wo apni jagah no.1 par hi chala jata hai
budha sochta hai yaar budhape main new nhi meri jayegi aj phatti hui se kam chala leta hu
jaise hi wah no.1 ki marne jata hai


no.1 jor se chilata hai
'' bahan k land budhe kya sari khir maine hi khayi hai ma k land ''' heeeeee

machar aur makkhi

ek barr machar aur makkhi ki shaadi ho gayi

makkhi subhah uthi aur rone lagi
makkhi ki dost :kyun ro rahi ho
makkhi:maine raat ko all out laga di tumhare jijagi mar gaye

pagal joke

mein pagal hoon mein pagal hoon mein pagal hoon mein pagal hoon mein pagal hoon

love

Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log
Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain 1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai 2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai 3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai Only 4 u

three pagal

ek bar three friends the
kho paagal aur dimak.
ek din kho kho gaya
to paagal ne dimak ko kaha ki mein police station jata ho aur tum yaha bahar dekho.
ppagal ne police ko jaa ke kaha sirkho kho gaya hai.
to police ne kaha kya tum paagal ho
paagal ne kaha hai sir apka kaise pata
toh police officer ne kaha tumhara dimak kaha hai
toh paagal ne kaha bahar hai garden mein ghum raha hai

INSANIYAT

Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

nj

Two friend gossips
1 Friend said : yaar Jail ko “Hawalaat” kyu kehte hy..?
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2 Friend said: Kyu k jail me khane ma sirf
“Hawa” ur “Laat” hi milti hy----- haahaahaa

papa ke setting

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

PYAR KYA HAI

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"PYAR" KYA HAI MER DOST YEH HUMSE NA PUCHO..

HUM TO JAAN HI CHUKE HAIN...

JARA TUM DIMAAG LAGA KAR
SOCHO..
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