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These are super Hindi SMS Jokes and funny Hindi Shayari's; enjoy sending these comedy jokes to your friends and irritate them!
Enjoy reading and forwarind these funny Hindhi SMS Jokes. Some are rude jokes, some are insults and some are outright funny.

Husband and Wife Hindi Joke
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
Husband: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho
Wife: Mai to maa banne wali hu
Husband: Mai b to baap banne wala hu

Hindi Funny Rude SMS
Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
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“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”

This is another rude Funny Hindi SMS Joke
Sabse Pyare?
AAP HO
Sabse Smart?
AAP HO
Sabse Sweet?
AAP HO
Sabse Mast?
AAP HO
Zyada uchhlo mat
Ye MSG muje aya tha
APKO sirf forward kiya

Ishq Romantic HIndi Shayari
Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,
Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.
Hum to na ishq karte hain,
Na mohobbat karte hain
bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.

Hindi SMS
Kya Bindaas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shayaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

Another Funny Hindi Joke
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
aaj nahin aaya,
kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai

SMS Fun Hindi
panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar
bataya hai ki .aapke mobile per kanjusi ki
maha dasha mandra rahi hai ,turant mujhe dher sare
sms bhej ke grah shanti kaaren..... dhanyawad

Another Hindi SMS
Excellent mind,pyara sa chera,mithi awaaj,
masoom aankhe,perfect personality,khushmijaz
ye to hue meri baat or batao...Kaise ho aap??

Funny Joke
What will Himesh Reshmaiyya say to magnify a picure..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom...

Hindi Teaser SMS
The secret of my Energy?
Boost?
No
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Horlicks?
No no
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Complan?
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Then What?
Mai bola tha na... woh secret hai,
phir kyon bar bar pooch rahe ho?

Hindi SMS Joke
Zindagi me 4 cheezien kabe be aa sakti he-
Neend;
Paisa;
Maut;
Aur..
Ör..
Ör..
Ör..
APKI PYARI SI YAAD
Dekho....aa gye na?

By (anonymous)
on 7/11/2010 2:00:20 AM

 

Hindi SMS
Wo ankh hi kya jisne nami na ho,
Wo chand hi kya jisne chamak na ho,
Wo dil hi kya jisme pyar na ho,
aur woh sabji hi kya jisme namak na ho.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:40:33 AM

 

Hindi SMS Message
Baba ne davdas ko kaha daru ko char do,
Ma na davdas ko kaha paru ko chor do,
Apko kissne kaha hamko sms karna char do.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 7:35:27 AM

 

Dash SMS
__________(any name) khamosh ho gaya,
Jo aankhe tumare ane ki raha dekh rahethi,
Aaj woh hi ankhe intezar mein andhe ho gayi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:39:56 AM

 

Joke SMS
Sunnsthan puron karo:
Mein tumhara ….. dost
A)-cute
B)-sweet
C)-loving
D)-boy/girl
E)-best
Option dekh kar Reply karo..
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:30:10 AM

 

Funny Santa Banta SMS
Santa:
Yaar yahoo pr ja k Dr. Sazedur sms jokes search krna
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Banta:
Yaar yahoo pr ja k kon si jaga search kru?
Ur tu ne ye to bataya he nhi k
yahoo pr kon se number train jati hy?

By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 5:33:31 AM

 

SMS Joke
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Keya forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya?
Magar aab kya karoge,Jab message pe kuch bhi nahi mila.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:33:38 AM

 

Short SMS Joke in Hindi
Jante ho maine radio par 1000 sms karke guest hone jata hu.
-sach! Maine tumkohi saadi karunga.
-hai, itni din se kiun nahi bola?
-kiun ki maine aaj janna para hu tum bohot dhoni aur gadhe ho.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:46:25 AM

 

Ha ha SMS
Mere marne ke bad,
Mere kabar me alo ka pair laga dena,
Dekhne wala sochega yeh chand ka soukin tha!
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:34:03 AM

 

Funny Joke SMS Hindi
Banda na khuda ko bola- a  khuda tuna risfat li ur mitti churaye
Ur nahi to keya larki ki kamar itne patli kiu banaye
Khuda na banda ko kaha -  nahi mana risfat li or nahi mitti churie
Larki ki bachi hui mitti mana uchki sina pa lagaye.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 8:01:32 AM

 

Hindi Mobile Phone Joke
Ek admi baat karte waqt uski mobile ko charge khatam ho gaya
:dur, mobile ka charge kiun khatam hota hai?
:sir, mobile ko CNG pe convert karo paysa khatam hoga magar charge khatam nahi hoga.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:40:44 AM

 

Mobile Phone SMS Joke
Agar jail khane par wireless mobile chalu kia jayee to kaya hoga?
: tarkari pe namak kam hua,jara namak le ao over and out.
:yes sir le ata hu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:41:18 AM

 

Hindi Joke SMS
Path chalte waqt tum chaha akash me,
urne waqt kak ye fel dia mari mathe par,
tum nahi raga,
mukh vi nahi hua fakashe.
Tum socha hai- takdirse dhannebad dia kiun ki garu nahi urna parta.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:41:41 AM

 

Waqt SMS
Waqt se kabhi vi koi jita nahi hai,
Kismat ke aage koi vi tikta nahi hai,
Tum isse mohabbat kehte ho,
Pyaar woh hai jo kabhi vi mithta nahi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:39:09 AM

 

SMS
Sikh liya hai meine aap ne dard chupana,
Dard ke ehsaas ko ghut ghut ke peena,
Dua karte hai yehi ki aap khus hamesha Rehna,
Waqt/bewaqt zarurat pare to hai koi apna samjhna.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:38:24 AM

 

Girls Vs. Boys Hindi SMS Joke
“Hum serf dost hain”
“Girls is bat ke use karte hai jab wo ek relation suru karte hai,
Boys is bat ko use karte hai jab wo ek relation khatam karna chahta hai”.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:31:35 AM

 

LOL SMS in Hindi
SIMI bola mujhe banaya kisne,
Jiss jis ke hath lagi mujhe jalaya usne,
Woh SIMI kya jise koi jalane wala na ho,
Woh insan hi kya jise koi chahne wala na ho.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:35:54 AM

 

SMS
Rone vi nahi dete,
Hasne vi nahi dete,
Jine vi nahi dete,
marne bhi nahi dete,
Kehte hai wo gayero ko lao na khyalo mein,
Aur khud apne khyalo mein khone bhi nahi dete.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:37:46 AM

 

SMS Poem Joke in Hindi
Ret par likhe nam kabhi tikte nahi,
Rat par kabhi nam likhate nahi,
Logone hamko kehte hai patthar dil,
Magar patthar par likhe nam kabhi mit te nahi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:38:05 AM

 

Short SMS
Tere diye un zakmo ko khud hi si raha Us lamho ko yaad kar ke jee raha hoon,
hoon,
Kahi milne se pehle jan na nikal jae humarai,
Iss liye roz rab se faryaad kar ke pee raha hoon.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:38:48 AM

 

Hindi College SMS
College ki Tin rules:
1) Chup rehna jab Others are Sleeping!!!
2) Tumhara book lene ki vul nahi karna becoz it works as a Pillow!!!
3) Campus ko clean b Absent rakhna!!!
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:40:12 AM

 

Nice SMS
Meri zindagi to ek hi hai,
Lekin such mano maine hazaro zindagi jee liya,
Tumare saath chalte hue,
Maine har ek pal mein pura zindagi jee liya.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:41:14 AM

 

Hindi SMS Message
Kaach ka thofa na dena kabhi kisi ko,
Ruth ke log thod diya karte hai,
Jo bahut achha hai unse pyaar na karna,
Ache log bhi kabhi dil tod diya karte hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:39:30 AM

 

Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi
U NEED FUN
Mera naam joker.
U NEED FRIEND
Hum tumhare hai sanam.
U NEED PEACE
Main hu na.
U NEED HELP
Hum saath saath he.
U NEED CASH
Hum aapke he kaun?

By (anonymous)
on 7/11/2010 2:34:19 AM

 

Hindi SMS Joke
Ek admi chupke se nrk se swrg me ghus gya Farishton ne pakad k khoob mara
Maar khakr vo utha kapde jhade & bola
Tumari inhi hrkato se koi swrg nhi ata.


GAJAK KI KHUSHBU
LADDU KI BAHAR,
PATNGO KA TYOHAR AANE KO HAI TAIYAR, THODI SI MASTI THODA SA PYAR,
MUBARAK HO APKO MAKAR SANKRANTI
KA TYOHAR:-)


By (anonymous)
on 7/11/2010 2:30:53 AM

 

Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi
SO RAHE HO.
BHOOL GAYE?
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CHALO UTHO ?
SUSU KAR KE SONA.___
( ".)< )_, - - . LL .,:,.SHABAASH ! AB... SO JAO. "


Boy;pandit ji, kya ladki ke sath sona paap hai?
Pt;beta, baat paap punya ki nahi hai.
Dikkat ye hai ki tum log sote nahi ho..

By (anonymous)
on 7/11/2010 2:32:17 AM

 

Funny Hindi SMS Shayari
"WADIYO" se "SURAJ"
nikal aaya he FIZAO"
me naya "RANG"
chhaya he KHAMOSH"
q ho aap ab to "MUSKURAO"ap ki "MUSKAN" dekhne hamara "SMS" aaya hai..gm

By (anonymous)
on 7/11/2010 2:38:34 AM

 

Goodnight Joke SMS
Andheri sarak. Sansaan  kabristaan.
Soni haveli, kala Asmaan,
Raat ho gayee, So-ja Shaitan /! 
good night.

By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 8:00:46 AM

 

Teasing Hindi SMS
Jab tum hasti ho asia lagta hai
Insane kavi Bandar tha,
Is bat sunka guss a karti ho tab lagta ha
Insane abivi Bandar hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 8:01:00 AM

 

Hindi SMS
Waqt se waqt ki kya shikayat karen,
Waqt hi na raha waqt ki baat hai,
Usne dekha mujhe,
usne chaha mujhe,
Usne thukra diya, waqt ki baat hai
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:31:10 AM

 

Teasing SMS Joke Hindi
Distrub karna ki lia mafi chahati hu
Keya tum muja thumara ak photo vej sacogi
Its very urgent
Kuki we are playing card
R mana mari joker kho chuki hu
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 5:47:13 AM

 

Hindi SMS Joke
Hi jaan
May tumha bahat miss karta hu jaan
I love u jaan
Keya tum muza miss karti ho jaan
Ok jaan     don,t be excited
It is short for jaanower
Haahaahaa
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 5:50:39 AM

 

Funny Hindi SMS Shayari
Yad hai mujhe aap k bachpan ka jamana patli tango pe latka pazama
Nak ko hath se ponch kar gal pe lagana
kamre se makhiyan udate huye aawaz lagana
MUMMY KAR LI
By (anonymous)
on 7/11/2010 2:35:26 AM

 

Joke SMS
Ap mere se rahe chahe jitni dur,
Khowab me ana bas kijiye manjur,
Chahta hoon ap ek wada toh karen,
Phir vale hi ap mere sath na chalen
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 10:40:30 AM

 
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