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Doctor Jokes in Malayalam are about stupid doctors who goof up, nurses and even more stupid patients. These jokes can be understood easily and are universal.

Plastic Surgery Joke
Ayyappan: Doctor, plastic surgery cheyyan ethra roopayakum?

Doctor: Anpathinayiram

Ayyappan: plastic njan thannalo?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:11:27 AM

 

Malayalam Doctor Patient Joke
Rogi: Doctor, enikku swasam valikkan budhimuttundu.

Doctor: Saaramilla, athu njan nirthitharaam.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:13:37 AM

 

Malayalam Doctor Joke
Rogi: Odinja kaikku kambiyittathinu ampathinayiram roopayo?

Doctor: kampikku vila koodiyathonnum thanarinjille?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:19:31 AM

 

Doctor Joke in Malayalam
Doctor: Ithinumumpu ee rogam aareyenkilum kanicho?

Rogi: Uvvu kanichu

Doctor: ennittu ayal enthu viddithamanu paranju thannathu?

Rogi: Angaye vannu kanan!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:14:21 AM

 

Doctor and Nurse Joke in Malayalam
Doctor: Sister, naale operation cheyyenda, aa randam wardil kidanna rogi evideppoyi?

Nurse: Saaranu operation nadathan pokunnathennarinja aa rogi anthyakoodasa sweekarikkan palliyil poyirikkukaya.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:14:38 AM

 

Joke
Rogi: Doctor, kaalathezhunnelkumpol muthal oru manikkoor nerathekku vallaatha nenjidippum thala chuttalumanu.

Doctor: Enkil naale muthal ningal oru manikkoor thamasichu ezhunnettal mathi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:14:50 AM

 

Funny and Comedy Doctor Joke
Kalasalaaya nenju vedanaye thudarnnu aasupathriyil admittaya nethavinte bharya:
Angekku heart attack aano doctor?

Doctor: Athokke hrudayamullavarkkalle varu madam
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:15:12 AM

 

XRay Joke
Doctor: Ee xrayil kanunnathu ningalude randu kidnikalum thakararilanennanu. Ningalkku divasavum dialysis vendi varum.

Rogi: Angane varan vazhiyilla doctor. Ente oru kidney nerathe vittathanu.

Doctor: Enkil ee xray ningaludethavilla. Bhayappedanonnumilla oru marunninu kurichu tharam. Orazhcha kazhinju vannal mathi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:15:58 AM

 

Malayalam Joke
Aasupathriyilethiya gunda nethavine parisodhicha doctor gunda nethavinte suhruthinodu: Onnum pedikkanilla. Ee pothiyile gulika randuneram veetham kodukkuka. Orazhcha kazhinju kuravillenkil theerchayayum enne vivaram ariyikkuka.

Suhruthu: Kuravillenkil doctor theerchayayum vivaramariyum.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:16:14 AM

 

Laugh Out Loud Joke
Makante marddanamettu aasupathriyiaalya kuttappan doctorodu: Doctore, njanippol ethramathe nilayilaa kidakkunnathu?

Doctor: Aasupathiyile ettavum mukalilathe nilayila.

Kuttappan: Santhanangalekkondu unnatha nilayilethumennu varaphalathil paranjathu nooru sathamanam sariyaa, doctore.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:16:49 AM

 

Malayalam Doctor Joke
Narayanan MBBS passayi practice thudangi. Aadya divasam clinicil vanna rogiyude kaiyile torch vangi ayalude vayilekku adichu nokki.

Rogi: Enganeyundu doctor?

Narayanan: Oru moonumasam koodi nilkkum… Athu kazhinjal pokka.

Rogi: Ayyo!

Narayanan: Torchile batteriyude karyamado njan paranjathu.

By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:09:30 AM

 

Doctor Joke in Malayalam
Doctorude clinikkinu purathu neenda queue. Oraal idakku kayaran sramichu. Aalkkar ayale pidichu purakilaakki. Ayaal pinneyum randu moonu thavana quvil kayaran nokki. Pinneyum aalkkar ayale purakilakki. Oduvil kshama kettu ayaal: Ennal innu njan clinic thurakkunnilla.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:10:13 AM

 

Hilarious Doctor Joke
Poojarikku vayarilakkam. Doctorude aduthu poyi. Doctor marunnu kurichu koduthu.  Poojarikku samsayam, ‘doctor, pathyam enthenkilumundo?’

Sarasanaya doctor: Pooja cheyyumpol  sakthiyayi ‘Sankh’ oothathirunnal mathi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:11:46 AM

 

Doctor and Beggar Joke
Pichakkaran doctorodu: Saarinte ayalkkaran enikku vayaru niraye aahaaram thannu. Saarum enthenkilum tharanam.

Doctor: Eee gulika kazhicholoo

Pichakkaran: Ithentha?

Doctor: dahanakkedinullatha!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:13:14 AM

 

Silly Doctor and Patient Joke in Malayalam
Doctor maravikkaranaya baluvinodu: Njan thana aa valiya gulika ithuvare thinnille? Enthinaa athu mobile pole cheviyil vachu kondirikkunnathu?

Balu: Ayyo! Ithu gulikayaayirunno? Appol pathu minittinu munpu njan kazhichatho?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:13:59 AM

 

Doctor Patient Joke
Rogi: Ee cheriya gulika kazhichal pani pokumo?
Doctor: Pranan thanne pokum. Pinneyalle pani?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:09:54 AM

 

Injection Joke
Patti kadiyettu aasupathriyilethiya rogiyodu doctor: Ningal thamasikkunna kolaniyil vannu injection edukkanamenno, athenthina?

Rogi: Doctoralle paranjathu, naaya kadicha sthalathuthanne injectionedukkanamennu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:17:00 AM

 

Funny Doctor Joke
Doctorodu rogi: ente testinte result enthayirikkumennu vicharikkumpol thane pediyavunnu doctor!

Doctor: Pedikkenda, S.S.L.C thottappam polum njan pedichittilla.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:17:13 AM

 

Doctor and Bharthavu Joke
Doctor rogiyude bharthavinodu: Ningalude bharyaye rakshikkan ini vaidyasasthrathinupolum sadhikkilla. Randu moonu divasathinakam avar ee lokathuninnu yathra parayum.

Bharthavu: Ayyo, njanithengane sahikkum daimave…
Aduthu ninna ayalude suhruthu: Saramilla chetta, randu moonu divasamalleyulloo. Ithrem kalam chettan kshamichirunnille?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:17:29 AM

 

Doctor Fees Joke
Santharam: Ente makante jeevan rakshichathinu nandiyundu, doctor.

Doctor: Ellam daivathinte kripa. Daivamanavane rakshichathu.

Santharam: Enkil daivathinu nandi
Doctor: Aatte, ente fees evide?

Santhram: Njanathu daivathinu money order aayi ayachu koduthekkam!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:17:47 AM

 

Malayalam Doctor and Nurse Joke
Nurse: Doctor, doctorude kanathe poya mobile kandu pidichu.

Doctor: Evide?

Nurse: Innale operation nadathiya aalinte vayattill ring cheyyunnu…
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:18:05 AM

 

Dentist Joke in Malayalam
Patient: Keddu vanna oru palledukkan enthu fees tharanam?

Dentist: Irunoou roopa

Patient: Ethra samayametukkum?

Dentist: Anchu minute

Patient: Anchu minittu nerathe jolikku irunooru roopayo? Ithu kure kooduthalanu.

Dentist: Ennaloru karyam cheyyam, ee pallu njan oru manikkooru kondedukkam.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:18:28 AM

 

Operation Theatre Joke
Rogi: Operation cheyyan varumpozhenthina doctor angu mukham moodi dharikkunnathu?

Doctor: Enthenkilum athyaahitham sambhavichaal enne thirichariyaruthallo.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:18:44 AM

 

Nice and Funny Joke
Rogi: Enikku rathriyil there urangan pattunnilla doctor. Enthanithinu prathividhi?

Doctor: Than vishamikkanda. Ivideyoru night watchmante ozhivundu. Innuthanne join cheytholoo.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:19:00 AM

 

Short Doctor Joke
Sarkar asupathriyilethiya rogi cheetezhuthunna aalodu: Doctor udane ethumo?

Cheetezhuthunna aal: P.S.C. apeksha
kshanichittundu. Testum interviewum kazhinju posting aakunna thamasameyullu…
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:19:18 AM

 

Doctor Jokes
Ramanan: Ente bharya petrol kudichittu odukayanu doctor.
Doctor: Saaramilla, petrol theerumpol thane madangi vallolum.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:10:25 AM

 

Silly Doctor Joke
Immanuel: Doctor, enikku injection venda, vedanikkum.

Doctor: saaramilla, vedanikkathirikkan aadyam oru injection thraam.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:11:10 AM

 
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