Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he's always making new friends!
Q: Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?
A: Obi Wan Baloney.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Kylo Hen.
Q: What do you call a nervous Jedi?
A: Panicking Skywalker.
Q: What do they serve at a Rebel Alliance cantina?
A: Jyn and Juice.
Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial?
A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be
Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob!
Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
A: With Ewokie Talkies