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Who has a longer life span, the frog or the cat?
The cat has nine lives, but the frog, he croaks every night and sees the next morning!

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Why was the scarecrow appreciated?
For being the most outstanding in the field.

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What do you call an alien with no nose and body?
Ummmm…...no-body-nose!

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Are all sea creatures generous?
No, some are shellfish.

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Is Peter Pan still flying?
Yes, he is a Neverlander!

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What colour is the wind?
Blew of course!

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Teacher: “What does your father do?”
Student: “ He is a magician. He cuts people in half and joins them back.”
Teacher: “Do you have any brothers or sisters?”.
Student: “Yes, a half-brother and a half-sister.”.
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